Picture the archtypical alien spaceship, elliptical in shape with lights around the perimeter and a cockpit on top. Earth is in the background. There are two aliens visible in the cockpit, one in the process of standing up. He says, "Excuse me, but I have to go #5."

How many exhaust orifices does the bugger have ?

i don't know about the alien but after a day with scriptus. i know he has at least four orifices from what the young darling at the game park said about him when he was not listening. or was her meaning one LARGE ONE!!!!!! my afrikanzis not so good

What's the legal limit?????

Hook, just to let you know, that large pot them Cameroonian cannibals ordered, has been shipped, together with four pounds of meat tenderiser for old buzzards.

that pretty much sum's me up

My sister berated me for expressing scatalogical humor.