This woman had read an article on line about keeping her dog from snoring by wrapping a red ribbon around his balls when he slept.She figured it was worth a try so she did. He stopped snoring right away.So she looks at her sleeping husband + thinks,why not.Well,she's out of red ribbon bt she has some blue ribbon + figures it's worth a try.She does + he quits snoring.1st good nights sleep she's had in years.In the morning the husband wakes up,looks at himself then at the dog + says"Rex,I don't know what happened last night but it looks like you + me got 1st +2nd prize."