This woman's Schnauzer is starting to act deaf. So she takes him to the vet.

"He's not deaf," says the vet, "His ears are just impacted w/ matted hair and ear wax."

Vet cleans up the dog's ears and notes, "You should keep the hair out of his ears. A bit of Nair once a month will do it."

So, on the way home, she stops at the pharmacy and picks up a bottle of Nair.

Pharmacist says, "If you use that under your arms, you'll want to avoid deodorants for a day or so."

"Not for my underarms," she says.

"If you're using it on your legs, you'll want to avoid perfumed lotions," says the pharmacist.

"It's for my Schnauzer . . . "

"In that case," he says, "You'll want to stay off the bicycle."

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