3 french soldiers working for the HQ in Paris have been selected to receive a special bonus for their retirement.

A general tells them jokingly that they will get 100 € for every inch between two parts of their body.

The first one, a tall guy asks for the measurement to be taken between the bottom of his feet and the top of his head. He receives the due amount.

The second one asks for the measurement to be taken between the tip of his left toe and the tip of his right index the arm being extended. He receives the due amount.

The third one asks for the measurement to be taken between the tip of his penis and his balls. After a moment of surprise, the nurse asks the soldier to remove his underwear to measure. The guy has no balls.

Where are your balls, soldier? asks the general.

In N'Djamena*, Chad, Sir! replies the soldier. They are still somewhere there, I lost them there because of a lybian mortar shell.

* Distance Paris N'Djamena 2800 miles.