Many years ago I was on a job installing the HVAC + ductwork. There were these 2 electricians (I use the term loosely) that when they were trying to identify each circuit in the main panel, one would hold the wires while the other one would start flipping breakers. When he screamed, the 1`st guy knew what circuit he had. We were laughing so hard we almost fell off the scaffold. On a serious note, though, I have heard an argument ongoing for years among electricians as to what happens to electricity after it returns to ground. Does it disapait into the ground or does it continue in a never ending cycle of current. I've heard explanations to both theories.

Last week alone, I saw in the Net.

An idiot who burned a lovely ring around his neck when his neck chain touch a prong of a plug he was plugging in.

A nincompoop got his dick charred when tried to pee across an electrified fence, and touch it!

They walk among us.

E=IxR That's basic electricity. Text for details.

I love this guy.

In so many words, "What would a caveman do with a toaster?"

"He'd have no place to plug it in."

I was running a line out to a well head.

My work partner was installing the breaker in the basement.

I had the coil of wire over my left arm uncoiling it as I went.

I was suddenly get a decent shock.

For some unknown reason my partner flipped the breaker on.

When I asked him he had this dumb look on his face.

We worked together for years. He normally was a very careful guy.

Young man goes to a whorehouse to have a bit of fun.

It was his first time being with a woman.

The madam immediately guessed that he was a newbie so got him an understanding young girl.

Please take your clothes off.

He did.

She did.

They got on the bed.

He sat there not sure what to do.

The girl asks: would you like to listen to some music?

He says yes.

Girl: you see these - pointing to her breasts - this one is for tuning and this one is for the volume. Would mind finding us a music station?

The young man puts his hands on her breasts, and proceeds to twiggling them.

Girl: I can’t hear anything, can you?

He said no.

Girl: Ooh! I forgot to tell you. This radio operates on electricity. Here put the plug in!

Saeed,

As to your first comment, Will Rogers said there are three kinds of people, those who learn by reading, those few who learn by observation and listening, and some that just have to pee on the electric fence.

May date me, but growing up the city kid was always told to take a leak on the fence and to be sure and hit that silver wire. Hilarity followed.

Lavaca: Those hot fences will damn sure teach you where your dick is rooted in. BTDT once too!


On the job welding pipe on a rack 35 feet up. Helper and I kept having a problem with another guy on the ground changing the ground clamp and settings on the portable rig. Major deal for him getting down to put it back. We finally just watched for the guy. When he reached for the clamp. I stuck the rod to the rack and knocked him hard on his ass. Idiot picked it up again, so I gave him another hard shot of juice. It took three times before he gave up and went back around the tanks corner. Amazing how hard that can hit while standing on wet ground and touching the ground clamp. It sure knocked him down hard all three times.

George