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I tried it, and this is the message I got:

"I am sorry, the number you have called does not accept either blocked or unblocked calls. To temporarily unblock your telephone for this call only, please enter your special code which can be found by simply squaring your phone number, then dividing it by the square root of the distance from your house to the moon in centimeters. Enter that figure on your keypad if you would like to complete this call without redialing. Alternatively you may wish to call your designated contact in Tehran, Damascus, or Tripoli and have them place the call for you.
We value your business. Better luck in the future. We DO look forward to serving you again."


Vas ist los?

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Originally posted by Alberta Canuck:
I tried it, and this is the message I got:

"I am sorry, the number you have called does not accept either blocked or unblocked calls. To temporarily unblock your telephone for this call only please enter your special code which can be found by simply squaring your phone number, then dividing it by the square root of the distance from your house to the moon in centimeters. Enter that figure on your keypad if you would like to complete this call without redialing. Alternatively you may wish to call your designated contact in Tehran, Damascus, or Tripoli and have them place the call for you.
We value your business. Better luck in the future. We DO look forward to serving you again."Vas ist los?

Crikey, there' some funny buggers in the world