These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.

ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at
both ends And is now growing in the
middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they
are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes
hours.

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in
conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the
paper.

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies
better.

RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET Something you tell to one person at
a time.

SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person
scraped off.

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to
extraction.

TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving
devices of today.

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.

And
MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES
Something other people have,

Similar
to my character lines.

Yes Indeed!

Then theres those 3 little words that mean so much......Two for one.