The teacher is holding a quiz on animals with her grade 2 class, she tells them about the animal first before she holds up a picture of it.

She says "this animal is pink and fat and makes a grunting sound" and she holds up the picture"

Johnny whips his hand up and says "that will be a pig miss"

For the next animal she says "this animial is black and white, gives milk and makes a moo sound.

Before the rest of the class can answer Johnny again whips up his hand and says "that will be a cow miss"

By now little Sally is getting annoyed that Johnny is taking all the questions and she swears to answer the next one before him.

The teacher again says "the next animal has long horns, runs fast, has big brown eyes and some times your mother will call your father by it's name"

Before the teacher can show the picture, Sally whips up her hand and calls out "That will be a Horny Old Bastard miss" !!


On that note goodnight to all, and safe shooting