Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace

Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV

Q: Who are the two most famous black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker.

Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.

Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.

Q: What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea?
A: I'm melting!

Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: Why do black people play basketball?
A: They can run, shoot, and steal

Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.

Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.

Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers Use'ta Beat Us.

Q: What was good about the million man march?
A: Only three people missed work.

Q: What do you call a blacks in a sleeping bag?
A: Snickers.
Q: What do you call two blacks in a sleeping bag?
A: Twix.
Q: What do you call a black and a white girl in a sleeping bag?
A: Rape.

Q: Why is tylenol white and not black?
A: It works

Q: Why do Black people have sex doggy style?
A: So they can both watch Soul Train!

Q: Whats the new definition for mass confusion?
A: Fathers day in harlem.

Q: Whats the difference between a black man and a bike?
A: Your bike doesnt start singing when you put chains on it

Q: Did you hear about the Taliban members that they found in Harlem?
A: They caught Bin Stealin', Bin Rapin' and Bin' Bangin'. However, Bin Workin' is still at large.

Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy shit

Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A :Because theres a little bit of good in everyone!

Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the Black ones.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4

Q: Why are black peoples palms white?
A: Cuz they were up against the wall when god was spray painting them.

Q: Whats long and hard on a black man?
A: The first grade

Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
A: Nine months.

Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl full of black jelly beans?
A: You get your watch stolen