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08 December 2015, 06:19
xgrunt
New 2016 Ford CT
The New 2016 Ford CT
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
08 December 2015, 07:26
Grizzly Adams
After spending 3 grand to change plugs in my Triton, I cant say Ford without the prefix Fucking. Big Grin

Grizz


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09 December 2015, 13:45
Edmond
Eeker

quote:
3 grand to change plugs in my Triton

09 December 2015, 16:59
mete
My idea for designers of cars --NO job until you have been a mechanic for at least one year.
Things like removing structural parts to change plugs .Mixing both metric and english nuts and bolts in an engine .
A more recent one is a Honda with a 'sun roof' at the back .That was weird until I remembered that all the auto makers have design studios in S.Cal.Young designers in S.cal?? Most important to them is surfing !!
As a rational engineer I cringe at these features.
09 December 2015, 23:35
Use Enough Gun
Big Grin
10 December 2015, 02:53
Grizzly Adams
quote:
Originally posted by Edmond:
Eeker

quote:
3 grand to change plugs in my Triton


Yup, one of Ford's better ideas.

http://www.youfixcars.com/ford-triton-spark-plug.html

Grizz


Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
13 December 2015, 21:22
srtrax
I heard that Ford has come out with a magnetic rear bumper...so it'll pick up the parts as they fall off.Smiler


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14 December 2015, 00:06
Slowpoke Slim
quote:
Originally posted by Grizzly Adams:
After spending 3 grand to change plugs in my Triton, I cant say Ford without the prefix Fucking. Big Grin

Grizz


Did you at least get a kiss with that?


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