Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a
lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of
air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.


After a week of this she can't stand it anymore,
takes her complaint to the supervisor in the
personnel department and asks to file a sexual
harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget!"

Oldie but goodie!