A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

"All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results.
But now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your tits."

She said, "No point asking about the beard then."

That's a good one, but frustrating. With a house full of women, I've got no one to share it with.

Kensco,

My sympathies.

this is a real funny

The risk of forwarding this is just too high.

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Originally posted by Brice:
The risk of forwarding this is just too high.

Be Bold!

Girlfriend had one about 5 months ago,thought about telling this to her as I already do the cooking so what have I got to lose? Never mind.