Teacher: Now kids tell what you did over the weekend and remember to use adult words!
Little Eve: I went on a trip with the Chu-Chu
Teacher: The correct adult word is train.
Little Olive: I was on a farm ans saw Mu-Mu's and Oink-Oink's.
Teacher: The correct adult words are cows and pigs.
Teacher: Now Little Johnny tell us what you did and remember to use adult words.
Little Johnny: Pauses for a second and says, i read a book called Winnie the Shit!

Later on in the calass the teacher asks the children to use the word "fascinate" in a sentense.
Only one to put up a hand is Little Johnny and he says: My sister got a new shirt. It has ten buttons but her tits are so huge she can only fasten eight.

Many years ago when my granddaughter was still small + her speech was not formed we all went out to dinner at a restaurant. The waitress was a total ditz + didn't give us any silverware. The place was crowded but my son told her to shout out that she needed a fork + spoon. So she did, "I need a fuckin spoon!"