There was a fellow going door to door selling strawberrys.He knocked on the front door or a really nice house & a well dressed lady answered. He asked her if she would like to buy some strawberrys & she replied that her cook took care of things like that & for him to go around to the back door & ask her.
When he knocked on the rear door a beautiful naked lady answered the door. Seeing her he started crying. She says whats the matter? He replys, in a sobbing voice, life is just not fair. Last week my dog was runover by a truck, my car was stolen & now I am gonna get screwed out of my strawberrys.