A little old lady was pulled over by the police so she informed the officer she had a concealed carry permit.

When the officer asked if she was armed the lady replied "Yes, I have a .357 revolver in my purse, another .357 in the glove box and a shotgun in the trunk".

The officer was taken aback and asked "Gee whiz lady, what are you afraid of?" to which she replied "Not a darn thing".
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George Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British.....he shot them.