Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big
> > bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
> >
> > "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf!"
> >
> > The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red
> > Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a
> > bush.
> >
> > "My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf!"
> >
> > Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road
> > Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched
> > down behind a rock.
> >
> > "My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf!"
> >
> > With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off? I'm trying to take a crap!!!