Subject: Satan
> People were in their pews talking at church.
> > Suddenly, Satan appeared at the altar. Everyone
> > started screaming and running for the entrance,
> > trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
> away
> > from evil incarnate.
> >
> > Soon everyone had exited the church except for
> > one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew
> > without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that
> > God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
> >
> > So Satan walked up to the old man and said,
> > "Don't you know who I am?"
> >
> > The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
> >
> >
> >
> > "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
> >
> > "Nope, sure ain't," said the
> > man.
> >
> > "Don't you realize I can kill with a word?"
> > asked Satan.
> >
> > "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the
> old
> > man, in an even tone.
> >
> > "Did you know that I could cause you profound
> > horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted
> Satan.
> >
> > "Yep" was the calm reply.
> >
> >
> >
> > "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
> >
> > "Nope," said the old man.
> >
> > More than a little perturbed, Satan asked,
> > "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
> >
> > The man calmly replied, "Been married to your
> > sister for 44 years."
> >