WOWSER,There Are Rednecks In Russia!!

don't let them kid you, Vashper, in America real rednecks drive pickup trucks. And you only worry about keeping the front window clean (well, kinda clean)

Vashper

Your joke translates very well! Thanks for posting.


BTW, if we knew the cost of the replacement part we might not be laughing: I sold BMW parts when I was in college and we joked that BMW stood for "break my wallet".

vashper, what does the little drawing mean right of the wiper blade?

Here is the US people usually write "Wash Me" in the mud covered window.

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Originally posted by Jon Beutler:
vashper, what does the little drawing mean right of the wiper blade?
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It's children finger and I think it means nothing. "DZ" means homework, "pol" - I don't know, may be mistake. 1-st class pupil.
What wright on dirty cars? A lot of. (Oka, Zaporozhets - old mini, KAMAZ - big truck, Gazelle - minibus):

On a dusty wagon on foot inscription: Beware of the drogue parachute ejection.

Kamaz back: On Baghdad.

The inscription on the minibus: "Change in the trolleybus" and telephone number.

A gazelle by finger "crew is looking for a stuardess"

On an old, broken VOLGA (paint), "the infantry fighting vehicle"

On Kamaz. "It has 400 horses and a donkey"

On an old bus - LAZ: "Do not overtake - a shame!"

A gazelle inscription - KAMAZIK ...

On the dirty Gazelle - finger: "Want a bath with women"

The inscription on a dirty car: I was in a desert storm.

On dirty "nine" finger: "My name is Vova, I know three words"

At Oke "grow, become FERRARI"

At Oka - HERE TO GROW - and become the jeep

On an old Moskvich "sound the horn if anything falls off!"

The sticker on the glass RAV-4: "Madame parking on the ear"

At UAZ - Killer gasoline and Camel Tpofi.

On Zaporozhets, "Dried Mercedes - just add water"

for Daewoo Nexia: "To Berlin!" and a postscript on the rear wing, "T-34", and the whole thing painted ...

At Oke-Do not hurt little ones!

On the hood of KAMAZ - From the fate not go away.

On the old battered pickup truck - merci "Schumacher rested, And Vova WORKS"

On the "Oka" "Mad stool"

On the old "Moskvich" - "kind of life, and such a machine"

By Tram: Sale with full power

At bat passenger car: Follow me will be ...

At KamAZ: I crept quietly.

A gazelle "The girls, jump to me"

At Oka: do not overtake! Jump over!

At Oke: small but sneaky.

By taxi: Do not grind your teeth, a competitor.

By shuttle bus inscription: "order and booking by phone ........"

by VW «want to go home to Germany"

At Oke "CAPSULE OF DEATH"

On the bus = bus public transport, maneuvers are not trained =

The inscription on a police UAZ "win a free trip"

The inscription on Toyota: "Right now, ka-aa-aa Brake!"

On the Oka: "Tanks are not afraid of dirt!"

On the driver's side door bus "driver's seat"

Rear bumper Kamaz: Bunglers berth.

Superdirty car - from inferior to glass - the same dirty, it can not see anything! on-number is written: UFO

"Wash me." The owner saw the inscription wiped it off, and next to a clean site reads: "NO! Wash me ALL! "

A gazelle: Ate shawarma - helped Ben Laden.

Ha is dirty window of the car, "DIE, but NOT wash!"

Ha is dirty finger fypgone: "What?"


on the rear window: "The signal does not function. Keep my finger."

The inscription on the M2141: "Afraid - stay home!"
KrAZ truck. Behind a thick shvellep on the eccentricity inscription: "Not ppizhimaysya - we do not know"
OKA, in the back, "Oka JEEP"
KAMAZ, : "Not take backet!"
Gazelle, on the glass over the exhaust tpyboy: "Fumes are not from machine, from an ashtray"
Stapyh Nissan: the inscription on bopty "Wash me though somebody, but then so die unwashed"
Gazelle: the back bampep "Shit happens"

Sometimes in English:
"Too fast - too bad, both on road and in bed"
On VW: "Recicled Porsche"

And on BMW (in translation): "Battle Machine of Water rat"

I was thinking the car was owned by a woman and the broom was an emergency vehicle for her.

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