JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program..


The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up..


The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens.


On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he
has lost 10 lbs. as promised.



He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.


The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If
you catch me you can have me'.


Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the
same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
shape.


Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke
and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is
our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'


The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it
he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'


He lost 63 pounds that week.

Good one!

WOW What a Program!!hehehehehe