That is a HOOT! Scared the crap out of my cat also, so bonus points.

I've told this one before but bear with me. One night I was sitting on the sofa watching comedy central + fell asleep. Well I woke up about 3 in the AM + there's porno on; maybe they change the format at midnight, I don't know. I DID know what they were doing, however. Now here's the beauty of this cheap bit of cinematography. The guy is pounding away + she is saying, "Not yet,not yet, don't cum yet" So the guy is straining away with eyes closed squeezed shut, veins in his forehead while quoting "Baseball, baseball, Nancy Pelosi".