Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish
captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.



It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.



Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'



'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'



'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'



'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!

That Japanese, not Chinese.'



'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese ... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'



There's a few minutes of silence. 'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.



'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.



'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.



'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,

'It was an iceberg!'



Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, ... all fukin same.

"- Comrade General, Gulfstream was freezing!"

"- Colonel, I told you not to let the Jews in the reconnaissance mission!"

And once again something died in translation!

Well. The General does not know what the Gulf stream. He thought it was the name of the soldier (Jewish name), and that the soldier froze during the reconnaissance mission. In winter in the open air is very cold. But the Colonel has a broader horizon, reads the news about the state of the environment, and just wanted to share the amazing news.

"aint funny Magee!"

Now you are one old fart if you remember Fibber Magee and Molly.

I guess I qualify because my 1st thought was "t'aint funny Magee."

Why are you picking on Air Canada ? The airline who's motto is, We're Not Happy till You're Not Happy.

Grizz