One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.

It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,



'Which service, the 8:30 or the 11:00?

Cute. A dear friend of mine is a Methodist minister. He told me that on one Sunday while he was giving the sermon some little kid was acting up so bad that his mother snatched him up + headed for the doors.The kid cried out "PRAY FOR ME!" The laughter was such that it took him 10 minutes to get back to the sermon.

My son was testing me one on Sunday as I picked him up and headed out with him the whole church heard in a fanatic voice.

NOOOOOOOOOO DAD!!

He didn't miss behave like that again.

The above was all true,now here is aQ JOKE THAT MIGHT BE TRUE.pREACHER ASKS THE SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS RIGHT BEFORE EASTER IF THE KIDS NOW ABOUT THE RESUREECTION.ONE LITTLE PETITE GIRL RAISERS HER HAND +SAYS THE RESURECTION MEANS IF YOU HAVE ONE FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS SEEK MEDICAL ADVICE.

SORRY for the high caps;did'nt notice until I was done + too damned lazy to rewrite everything.Cute story though.