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>An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
>blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
>cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat
>will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next
>day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are
>freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth
>of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The
>following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He
>said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The
>warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next
>day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My
>penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in
>the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever
>heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do
>you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they
>defrost, don't they?"
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I heard a rimshot.

What goes:
Clop, Clop, Clop, Clop, BANG! Clop, Clop, Clop, Clop?
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An Amish drive-by shooting.

[ 08-16-2003, 02:05: Message edited by: Fjold ]