A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror,
taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she
says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My
face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my
waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat
legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her
husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me
feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a
soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, ..there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held Saturday
morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.
Female friends of the family are invited.