A young couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred.

Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet for the morning's relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up. When she sat, she kept going!

She was just the right size and shape so that she became jammed into the toilet past her waist with her legs sticking straight up in front of her. She cried for her husband, who rushed in, and for the next hour tried desperately to extricate her.

In this process they removed her sleeping gown, but this only left her naked and still stuck, with a particular part of her anatomy prominently visible between her splayed legs.

Finally, the couple resolved to call a plumber, despite the embarrassing nature of their problem.

When the plumber arrived, the young man let him in, but as they were walking to the bathroom, the young man realized that his wife was exposed in a very compromising and humiliating way.

Thinking fast, he ran ahead of the plumber and placed the first thing he could think of, his shoes, over his wife's exposed privates.

The plumber walked into the bathroom, took one long look, and commented, "Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but her lover's a goner."

Reminds me of one of similar preludes. Only difference was the husband who was remodeling the bathroom had varnished the seat.When she sat she was stuck,so he unbolted the seat + took her to the E.R.+ her been buns up + asked the Dr. "Have you ever seen anything like this?" The Dr. says "Yes,but I've never seen it framed."

Seems There Was This Worker Who Would Keep The Port-a-potti Tied Up For Extended Periods Of Time With No Mercy on His Co-Workers.
The Co-Workers Invested In a Tube Of Super Glue And Applied It To The Seat In Potti Just Before The Abuser Entered. Seems That It Took Him Several Hours To Escape And The Loss Of Much Skin And Butt Hair. BUT There was No More Abuse Of Potti.

On the job several years ago we had a job super who was so mean he beat his grandkids if that gives you any idea about him.One day when he went in the port a can the powder monkey slipped one stick of dynamite under the edge of the enclosure + blew him down the side of the hill,over + over.When he finally came out staggering with his britches around his ankles + covered with everything,the powder monkey calls out,"There's another live stick there." You should have seen him trying to run in that condition.