The Secret Service issued new rules of conduct for agents:




They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip bars. The rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage in such behavior, they can run for public office like everyone else.

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Then they can use our money instead of theirs.

You don't think they were using our money in the first place?

But then it's okay for Michelle to list her 13yo daughter as a Staff Ass't on one of her junkets so's she doesn't have to pay her way.
And call the vacation a "trade mission".

November: Take out the trash.

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You don't think they were using our money in the first place?

Norman, don't know about the Secret Service, but a hooker would be hard to explain on a expense report... just thinking ...

Hooker = councilor
guide
interpeter
informant
inter-agency liason
intern
misc exp
Anyone that has ever pencil whipped an expense report wouldn't have a problem. So I'm told.

No Swifter,you were not thinking.No offense;just give it moment to formulate.

My favorite, and was on our company form:


Entertainment and beverages.

The tricky part of an expense report is not the specific heading under which an expense is filed, it's the receipt that can cause a problem if the person signing off on the report chooses to do even minimal due diligence.

Easy enough. Since you're paying cash, you divide the payment into several cash outlays that are small enough to not require a receipt and post them in different areas.
Let's face it, if you're wanting some nooky and want the gov'mnt/company to pay for it and don't want your wife to find out, you have to think outside the box (pun intended).

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The tricky part of an expense report is not the specific heading under which an expense is filed, it's the receipt that can cause a problem if the person signing off on the report chooses to do even minimal due diligence.

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Easy enough. Since you're paying cash, you divide the payment into several cash outlays that are small enough to not require a receipt and post them in different areas.
Let's face it, if you're wanting some nooky and want the gov'mnt/company to pay for it and don't want your wife to find out, you have to think outside the box (pun intended).

bingo......

Most good bordellos in Latin America will give you a restaurant receipt; or so I have been told.

OLE !!!!!

FWIW, a good friend of mine some years back availed himself, quite frequently, of very high dollar "escorts", supposedly U Miami co-eds, while in Miami. Whether they were co-eds or not, I don't know, but they were certainly model types. All the charges were listed as "limo services" on his credit card. Rumor has it that a good ride was provided.

Also FWIW, the same guy along with a couple of other friends availed themselves of some more well paid local talent in Florida while on the way to South America. One time, one of them walked in and they told here, "Sorry, we just spent all our cash on another hooker." She reached in her purse, whipped our a credit card machine and said, "American Express, Visa, or Mastercard?"

True stories and I won't even tell about the time he got shit-faced, paid for 3 hookers and never got screwed.....of course, his friends did.

Thinking about it, I've got one more on the same guy.

In his younger days, he became infatuated with a B girl on what used to be called the Bossier City Strip. He plied her with alcohol for a day or three and finally they agreed to meet up and go in after her work on Friday. Friday came along, and she tells him, "Sorry, babe, I just got a test back and I've got the clap." He says, "Hell, a five dollar shot cures that, let's go." And did. True story.

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Originally posted by wasbeeman:
But then it's okay for Michelle to list her 13yo daughter as a Staff Ass't on one of her junkets so's she doesn't have to pay her way.
And call the vacation a "trade mission".

November: Take out the trash.

First of all, the President's underage daughters would NEVER have to "pay their way" while accompanying their mother on an official trip.

I assume you bitched equally as much when Laura Bush made all those overseas junkets, including FIVE alone to Africa for Aids awareness, at least one of which, in 2007, included her daughters.

What's good for the goose should be good for the gander.

I may be mistaken, but I believe that travel for the POTUS's dependents is supposed to come out of his pocket. I kinda believe that if that wasn't true, then the kids would have been listed as kids, not staff ass't. Wonder if they were drawing a paycheck?
Yes, I bitched about Bush but I didn't realize how good we had it until your boy got into office. How're you liking the change?

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Originally posted by Gatogordo:

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Originally posted by wasbeeman:
But then it's okay for Michelle to list her 13yo daughter as a Staff Ass't on one of her junkets so's she doesn't have to pay her way.
And call the vacation a "trade mission".

November: Take out the trash.

First of all, the President's underage daughters would NEVER have to "pay their way" while accompanying their mother on an official trip.

I assume you bitched equally as much when Laura Bush made all those overseas junkets, including FIVE alone to Africa for Aids awareness, at least one of which, in 2007, included her daughters.

What's good for the goose should be good for
the gander.

FIVE trips to Africa, and not so much as a plains game hunt?! That's just WRONG

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Originally posted by 375hnh:

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Originally posted by Gatogordo:

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Originally posted by wasbeeman:
But then it's okay for Michelle to list her 13yo daughter as a Staff Ass't on one of her junkets so's she doesn't have to pay her way.
And call the vacation a "trade mission".

November: Take out the trash.

First of all, the President's underage daughters would NEVER have to "pay their way" while accompanying their mother on an official trip.

I assume you bitched equally as much when Laura Bush made all those overseas junkets, including FIVE alone to Africa for Aids awareness, at least one of which, in 2007, included her daughters.

What's good for the goose should be good for
the gander.

FIVE trips to Africa, and not so much as a plains game hunt?! That's just WRONG

Its under the heading Cultural Research -
regional tourism opportunities........He He

I allways thought it strange when the bosses Denied small legitimate expenses.

I don't know of anybody that wouldn't get their money back some way. 15 min of extra overtime a couple dollars on a meal.

There was many penny wise dollar foolish desions made by mangement.

Why don't whores come under the "go with the lowest bidder" government rule?
Peter.