> A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
> While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
>
> He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
>
> He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
>
> A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
>
> A Captain said it was 50-50%.
>
> A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
>
> There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
>
> Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
>
> The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
>
> "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
>
> The room fell silent.
>
> God Bless the enlisted man.

quote:

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

He should have joined the Air Force.