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|  And there was the guy who went into the diner + the waitress asking him how he liked his eggs + he replied, "I like em."
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| "How you like your eggs?" "Fondled gently" |
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| Eggs....The original boneless chicken
They say the older you get the wiser you get---Trust me it's easier to get older.
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| Guy asks his date, how would you like your eggs in the morning? She says: unfertilized. |
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| I've told this before but the waitress reminded me. Years ago we were going out to the job + stopped at the coffee shop + the waitress came to take our order. The crew chief ( who thought himself a real ladies man) after sipping his coffee gave that old line, "My that's sweet, what did you do, stick your finger in it?" She quipped right back, "Sure did, then I stirred your coffee."
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| We were hiking in France in the Alps. We got to a restaurant very high up. They had scrambled eggs on the menu. I asked for fried eggs. They said they cannot do that. My wife got up and disappeared into the kitchen. We could hear her argue in French with the cook. I got my fried eggs! The bloody Frogs are so stupid when ti comes to food. At a restaurant I ordered a well done steak. The waiter said the chef will object to making it. Again, my wife gets up and goes to tell the chef we are no leaving until I get my well done steak! |
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| Saeed, which languages do you and your wife speak? |
| | | Posts: 3811 | Location: san angelo tx | Registered: 18 November 2009 |
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| A few years ago I was eating in a French restaurant here in Austin with a couple of friends. The waiter mimed the arrogance of a real French waiter to which my friend Dave said to us but loud enough for the waiter to hear. "The way to deal with French waiters is to kick them in the ass + then don't tip them."
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| quote: Originally posted by carpetman1:
Saeed, which languages do you and your wife speak?
Me Arabic and English, a bit Swedish and a bit French. My wife English, Swedish, French and some Arabic. |
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| Saeed, that is interesting. Does that mean you two typically converse in a language that is actually a second language for both of you? |
| | | Posts: 3811 | Location: san angelo tx | Registered: 18 November 2009 |
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| Well, NO is the same in any language.
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