Don't know how many of you have seen this already but it is always funny Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the army

He missed one! "It is considered impolite to laugh when the unit mascot dry humps the COs leg during Battalion parade."
It is also 'Predujudical to good order and Military discipline' to turn up for guard duty on Easter Sunday dressed as the easter bunny.
That one cost me 14 extra duties.

Cheers, Dave.
Non Illegitium Carborundum.

I like # 101 Not allowed to mount a bayonet on a crew serve weapon

If you've ever been a troop or in command (or both) these are hilarious images, many of which I've witnessed.

People in my office are worried about me as I sit at my desk by myself and laugh out-loud.

John, I'm lucky. After the Easter bunny thing, everyone KNOWS I'm crazy!
But the Duty Officer topped me last year at Christmas. He turned out to inspect the guard dressed as Father Christmas. Red suit, Sam Browne belt, sword and all. He got 28. The Adjt was NOT happy.

Cheers, Dave.