Seven types of woman orgasms

Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes.
Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.
Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No.
Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Religious - Oh God, Oh God.
Greedy - Ahh, More, More, More.
Murderer - Ahh, if you take it out, I'll kill you.

Jiri

Don't forget the 8th type, the ever popular fake orgasm which goes, "Oh Jiri, Oh, Jiri.

Ray

Had a single date with a woman once who said "I tend to think of sex as a spiritual experience."

I said "Oh, you scream "OH, GOD" when you cum, too, huh?"

Relationship didn't last.

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Originally posted by Cheechako:
Jiri

Don't forget the 8th type, the ever popular fake orgasm which goes, "Oh Jiri, Oh, Jiri.

Ray

And don't forget the 9th type, no orgasm ;-)))

Sometimes, I like white lie, you don't ?

Jiri