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> A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
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> "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
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> "Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over!
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> Please Doc, what's the good news?"
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> "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm and I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."
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> "Go for it doc," says the man, "as long as I can play golf again."
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> The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon.
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> "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life.
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> My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved." "That's great," said the surgeon.
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> "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors."
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> "That's unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success.
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> Are you having any side effects?"
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> "Well, just two, said the golfer, "I have trouble parallel parking and every time
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I get an erection, I have a headache ......