It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the
Escherichia Coli bacteria usually found in feces. In other words, we
will have consumed 1 liter of shit.

However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer, whiskey, rum or
other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water to
stop doing so as it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy
and therefore bad for you.

Water = Shit
Alcohol = Health

Free yourself of shit, drink alcohol!!!

It's better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be
full of shit!

Don't drink the water, fish f*ck in it!