A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.

'This is the Klotschtein diamond,' she said. 'It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it.'

'What's the curse?' the man asked.

'Mr. Klotschtein.'

Thanks amigo,now THAT I liked.

1973, and it was the Klotman diamond... my how times have changed.

Welcome back, Linda.