We are distraught over the recent earthquake that hit
Haiti causing the estimated deaths of up to 200,000 Haitians. We are asking the US government to donate 200,000 Negroes to replace them as quickly as possible with an additional 50,000 on standby for immediate exportation. Then and only then can we guarantee that Haiti will continue to be the poorest nation in the western hemisphere.

Please urge your city to donate and donate early as the need is real and the need is now!

Thank you,

American Negro Replacement Foundation: Creating poverty around the world for 200 years.

3225 W. 54th
Washington , DC 55679

Now thats some good afirmative action. They will need a voodoo King also , so donate Obongo too.

please start donating from louisiana first.

I'm sure glad this American Negro Replacement Foundation wasn't around after Katrina.

Not very funny because it does not go "the whole way". I don't condone such jokes but at least tell it in its full version and get it right! Here's an English version that's been around since the last earthquake in Pakistan. 100% superior:

EARTHQUAKE IN PAKISTAN - 20,000 PAKISTANI MUSLIMS DEAD:

Germany sending tents and emergency shelters.

France sending field hospital and medical aid.

Britain sending replacements.

humor must have some truth in it to be funny. It provides the basis.
It is a sad commentary on America that there is enough in this joke to be humorous.

Rich

And my country looks after, houses, feeds and gives the previous Haitian president a million bucks a year. Hurrah for the comrades, bucking fonkers the whole ruddy lot!