A man was washed up
on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed
up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a
deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of
taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the
sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better
to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around
it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three
of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more
cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.

The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi .

That evening,
the man brought? Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -
perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those
feelings' again..

He fought the urges as long as he could but he
finally gave in and leaned over to? Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for
months.? Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there
was anything she could do for him.

He said, 'Would you mind taking the
dog for a walk?'

Ba-doom kishhh...

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Originally posted by homebrewer:
Ba-doom kishhh...

you bettcha, mrs. speaker.