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Once there was a young man, visiting his fiancee's parents home, just a week before the big event. His bride to be and parents announce they are going to the bridal store and will return in several hours. While sitting on the couch watching the game, he hears an upstairs bedroom door open. And looks up to see his much younger and very beautiful sister-in-law to be, wearing a black negligee. She says, want to have a little fun one last time, before your "taken". hehehe.

He begins to panic and jumps up and runs out of the house, only to find his bride and her family standing in the front yard clapping at the decision he had made. She had obviously found a trustworthy man.

The moral of this story.

Always keep your condoms in the car.