~The new birds & the bees~


A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:



You got Male!

Excuse me while I steal this joke!