>> > A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his
> birthday.
>> > After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
> She
>> > told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a
>> > fortune.
>> >
>> > "Well," said the clerk, "I have this very large bullfrog. They say
>> > it's been trained to give blowjobs."
>> >
>> > "Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
>> >
>> > "It hasn't actually been proven...but we have sold 30 of them this
>> > month," he said.
>> >
>> > The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's
>> > true...no more blowjobs for her! So she bought the frog.
>> >
>> > When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was
> extremely
>> > skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she
>> > may
>> > never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
>> >
>> > In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots
> and
>> > pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
> She
>> > ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog
>> > reading
>> > cookbooks.
>> >
>> > "What the HELL are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
>> >
>> > The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass
>> > is
>> > gone."