A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'

She replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what?............

'A Rectum Stretcher!'

'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked

'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge..

aaannndddd that's when the fight started..............

I am sure that made her feel a lot better as she wrote the check out to pay the fine.

That's a good 1 !!

Friend of mine tells the story that when he was a kid + the family was on a road trip. Cop who is hiding behind a billboard takes after them to give a ticket.(Bear in mind that Craig's dad had serious anger issues,partialy due to being blown out of the water in the pacific in ww2).He confronts the cop + tells him he is a cheat,if you want to catch me speeding then get out in the open like a white man don't be hiding behind a sign,etc.The cop finally figured out that he will either have to let this man go or shoot him in front of his family. Early 1950's,no (backup) .He let him go. Good move.