A simplified urine test that may be relevant for older men!!??

Go Outside And Pee In Your Yard -

1. If ants gather:- DIABETES.

2. If you pee on your feet:- PROSTATE.

3. If it smells like a barbecue:- CHOLESTEROL.

4. If when you shake it and your wrist hurts:- OSTEOARTHRITIS.

5. If you return inside with your penis outside your pants:- ALZHEIMER'S

Snicker...

what is it when the cops show up?

Time to leave the store

What if you forget to unzip to start

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Originally posted by BigB:
What if you forget to unzip to start

Too much whiskey.

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Originally posted by 788:

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Originally posted by BigB:
What if you forget to unzip to start

Too much whiskey.

Also applicable to when the wife turns the bedroom light on and finds you pissing in the wardrobe !!!
or so i've been told.

If you pee on your chin, too much Viagra.

Several years ago I was at the electrical supply house drinking coffee at the sales counter when this old electrician comes in + starts in about how nobody waits on him on time, nobody cares, etc. He finally says "Hell I could whip my dick out + walk on out of here + no one would even notice." So he did + then walked out the supply house (strutting his stuff). The counter help said that old fart has never been the same since he fell off a service pole + landed on his head.

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Originally posted by Paul Truccolo:

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Originally posted by 788:

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Originally posted by BigB:
What if you forget to unzip to start

Too much whiskey.

Also applicable to when the wife turns the bedroom light on and finds you pissing in the wardrobe !!!
or so i've been told.

Well, I've never done that (more than once).