During his physical, the doctor asked the patient About his daily activity level.

He described a typical day this way:

“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and took four leaks behind big trees.”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors-man!”

”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a shitty golfer.”