Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.

A blind guy walks into a lesbian biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. He strikes up a conversation with the bartender and after a few drinks says, "Hey, I've got a great blonde joke, wanna hear it?"

The bartender, a pretty butch woman, responds:

Listen Buster, I'm a blonde, my girlfriend here is a blonde, and the owner of this establishment is a blonde. So do you still want to tell that joke?

The blind guy says:

Naw. Not if I have to explain it three times.

True story here. My ex daughter-in law (a blonde) lived nest door to my shop. She called me up one day + asked the current postage rate. She was a couple of cents short so I told her I'd walk over + bring her a make-up postage stamp. It was a Harry Truman 10 cent stamp; a little over but so what. Now she's on her cel phone with a girlfriend (also a blonde) + she asks me who is that guy on the stamp. I say Harry Truman + she says Who? I say you know ,the President, the one that dropped the bomb. + she says, what bomb? Then she asks her girlfriend on the phone did she know who Harry Truman was + the girl says, Why, is he out in the yard? I just turned around + went back to work.

Yeah, the girl was always entertaining. One night the whole family went out to Rudy's BBQ + we are eating in the dining room while they have these CC TVs going that alternates to different areas of the kitchen. She says, "Oh look, that cooking shows on again."

What do you say to a blode with a pair of Irish shades?
Nothing she's been told twice!