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28 July 2014, 14:02
Jiri
Creationist Cosmos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNZEfafbjSE

Anybody here who believe that Earth is about 6 000 years old and dinosaur fossils are Satan's creations or God's joke? Big Grin

Jiri
29 July 2014, 00:35
BNagel
Take it up with the Mud Pit. Not funny...


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29 July 2014, 04:05
Alberta Canuck
Well Jiri, I find it funny. I think it one of God's jokes that he created people who believe that, considering we have written histories older than that..
29 July 2014, 08:27
Michael Robinson
It could have been funny, as the material is very rich, but it was unfortunately stupid and lame in the execution. IMHO, of course.

Here's a much better one:




Mike

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29 July 2014, 17:38
Jiri
I found it funny because:

If you said that Earth is "round" few hundred years ago, you get executed.

If you were good in healing, herbs etc., you get burned for witchcraft.

If you said that Earth is rotating around the Sun, you get burned.

All of course in the name of God.

Now, there are any such a stupids that says "dinosaurs never existed" and what I really believe is that they will be happy to burn you for saying "dinosaurs lived on Earth from about 230 to 65 millions years ago" because it is against God.
29 July 2014, 17:40
Jiri
In this version, dinosaurs lived with people Big Grin


29 July 2014, 17:44
Jiri

29 July 2014, 17:51
Jiri
On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano. Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover. Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which he named Man. Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident.

30 July 2014, 09:39
boarkiller
I think it's funny
Religion has tendencies to control free speech, always had and of course only people are behind it, no one else


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30 July 2014, 12:39
Jiri
quote:
Originally posted by boarkiller:
I think it's funny
Religion has tendencies to control free speech, always had and of course only people are behind it, no one else


Exactly.

I have nothing against faith or whatever (and this joke was not attack of anybody).

But it is the source of power and some people behind church will always try to keep power and control. There are good and bad people regardless of their religion, faith or atheism etc.