Thank you Turtle. I am male but have no gender issue problems. UH, how fat would that be,I am a little portly!! derf

First name last name got Insurance fraudster & when I included middle name I got Pirate. Either way it thinks I'm criminally inclined!!

Derf,

Assuming you're male you are the correct gender to be a pantomime dame. It's a "man" (usually fat) that plays the role of a woman in stupid theater shows.

45LC,

A dodgem is a little electric car at english fairgrounds. The object of driving one is to wreck into other dodgems with chicks in them!!