A boy is sitting on the starirs in front of a building playing with a mason jar filled with a clear liquid.
A priest walks by and asks the boy what he has in the jar.
The boy replies: The most powerfull liquid in the world.
Priest: And what might that be my friend?
Boy: Kerosene
Priest: You are mistaken my son, holy water is the most powerfull liquid in the world. If i rub it on a womans tummy she will pass a child.
Boy: Heck father, if i rub this on a cats ass it will pass a Harley.