An elderly retired Marine fighter pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said, " Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."

The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"

"No," said the priest, "but it will wipe that shit-eatin' grin off your face."