I bought a new Ford F350 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.

‘Nelson', the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
‘ Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ‘Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her.

I yelled, 'You Crazy Bi***!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House ....Nancy Pelosi"

[beeep], I love this truck.

Hmm...Still iced in in Northern MN I see.....plenty of time on your hands

That's darned funny, Butch

I thought it would have been Hitlery!

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Originally posted by Saeed:
I thought it would have been Hitlery!

Yesterday's news. Dated.

Those guys in Minn, besides having their balls frozen, keep up.

still funny today.