A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going

into downtown Chicago. Nothing is

moving north or south. Suddenly a

man knocks on his window.


The driver rolls down his window and

asks, "What happened, what's the hold

Up?"


"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama,

Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Harry Reid,

Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse

Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking

for a $10 Million ransom.. Otherwise, they

are going to douse them with gasoline and

set them on fire. We are going from car to

car, taking up a collection."


The driver asks, "On average, how much is

everyone giving?"


"About a gallon." was the reply.

Here's another gallon

Heck, I just passed a Shell tanker truck about 1/4 mile back. Just a second and I'll get my Mattel out of the back for you...maybe we can hijack it...