Words with two meanings.



1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..........Playing football without a cup.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.

Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...........A source of entertainment, self-__expression, male
bonding.



7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female......The greatest __expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes