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God Loves Blondes

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits.
She's desperate so she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business
and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost
my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."


Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me?
I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving.

I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You.

PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get
my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself....

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this.... Buy a ticket."
 
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Good one! Blonds everywhere are laughing...or trying to figure out the humor.


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Good one! Blonds everywhere are laughing...or trying to figure out the humor.


What do you call a Blonde with a dye job. Artificial Intelligence. Big Grin Have a blond friend we use that one on.


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I'm blonde + I find it very amusing.Just like I have found that my jewish friends tell the best jew jokes,etc.This is humor,+ those that understand that,benefit. Those that do not simply stew for no good reason.


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